45 year-old male in a hallway bed with chief complaint "I was shot in the foot 10 days ago". Before even meeting this patient I reviewed his foot X-Ray that showed a shattered bone. As I walked towards the shot gentleman I immediately noticed the infection growing out of his exposed bullet wound.
"Sir, how can I help you today?"
"I was shot in the foot 10 days ago"
"Sir, why didn't you come to the ER 10 days ago?"
"'Cause I was BUSY!"
"Busy doing what??"
"Busy lookin' for the Mother F***er who shot me in the foot!"
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